Tasty Turds™ is the world's first probiotic reptile food that looks like shit, tastes like shit, and smells like shit—made from the most natural shit on earth, including shit from the deepest darkest jungles of the Amazon to shit found beneath the ice in the Arctic Circle and some dried-up shit from a desert somewhere. Ask anyone who uses this shit, and they will tell you it's the shit. Ask any reptile that eats this shit, and they will tell you the shit is irresistible. Best of all, this shit doesn't exist, now ain't that some shit. If you are a fan of this shit, you too can get shit-faced with your own Tasty Turds™ "Get Shit Faced! With Tasty Turds" T-Shirt.